1 more week

Most kids can't wait until Christmas, but I'm not most kids! I can't wait until school is out next week. No school, no work, no bedtime. The holidays will be perfect if this year Santa grants my only request.  Instead of asking for a gift, I want to give something back.  Mom said that it was mighty mature of me and couldn't wait until she saw my list.  I know Santa will be proud of me and grant me my wish because I have been a really, really good boy this year.

I Don't Get It

I know that things don't always work out the way a 9-yr-old would like, but why do they never work out when you really, really want it to?  Take for example my latest predicament.  I've finally gotten my book, Stuart Stanley Stone, published and now my mom still won't allow me to use the camera.  She says that since I got the first book published, I should go ahead and do the rest like the first.  UGGGHHHHHH!  She must not realize how difficult it was to draw all of those pictures.  Doesn't she know that a camera is a much easier way to paint a picture?  I mean, sometimes it takes her a week or so to paint something that has looks like absolutely nothing at all.  Geez, I'll never understand what it's like to be a grown up.

Goodness Gracious

How does anyone get by without the help of psychatrists?  My parents and sister are literally driving me crazy.  We can't even ride down the street without someone's life being threatened.  If anyone can shed some light on how a 9 yr-old-boy can survive in this crazy world please let me know.

My New Book

Come read my new book! It's all about me, Stuart Stanley Stone, and the people I'm forced to live with.  I don't understand these people and they surely don't understand me!  Be that as it may, I always seem to find a way to screw things up, or make someone angry, and usually don't know why, or how to fix it.  But that's my life, so don't judge me!